non-dairy frozen dog treat

Our local mom and pop ice cream store carries individual servings of a non-dairy frozen dog treat.  So today we decided to take Simba for a walk and introduce him to this cool commodity. Only recently were we made aware that this product even existed, and it does seem to be both an absurd commentary on American excess and an ingenious application of consumerism aimed at canine owners.

He did not waste a second.

And when it was over, he seemed surprised.

Then, he took his frustrations out on the empty container.